the vessels in this series have rolled and pressed texture as well as an expressive face created by pressing the clay into a vintage mold.

All pieces are one-of-a-kind and purposeful variations of color, face and pattern will be present.
*NOTE: most pieces are embellished with metallic lusters and are NOT to be used in a microwave.
Handwashing is my preferred method for cleaning. 

Purchases in the KC area can be delivered or arranged for pick-up. 
Flat rate shipping of $10.00 a pound will be added to all sales out of the Kansas City area. 
ALL PURCHASES ARE MADE THROUGH 'SQUARE'

$35.

FUNK-TIONAL 'BIG' SHOTS:
All 'Big Shots' are approximately 3 x 2 x 2" and hold a little more than a normal shot glass.

LOOK RIGHT

$35.00

This rather large, smoky colored shot ‘glass’ is embellished with a face (from a vintage mold), flowers AND several warts. 

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LIZARD LEFT

$35.00

This rather large lavender shot ‘glass’ is embellished with a face (from a vintage mold), flowers,fuchsia eyes, facial jewelry AND a reptile . 

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Serpentino

$35.00

This extra large turquoise shot glass is embellished with 'scales', reptile eyes and flowers.

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Serpentino 2

$35.00

This extra large turquoise shot glass is embellished with reptile eyes, a red-flicking tongue and flowers.

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Golden KittyKat

$35.00

This extra large golden shot glass is embellished with cat eyes, a purple nose and flowers.

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Horn Tooth

$35.00

This extra large turquoise shot glass is embellished with jagged teeth, horns, gold earrings and a nose ring

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Carrot Mouth bunny shot glass

$35.00

This Extra Large, white shot glass sports a rabbit eating a carrot

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Turquoise KittyKat

$35.00

This Extra Large, turquoise shot glass sports a KittyKat face and ears with a blue nose

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Serpentino 3 shot glass

$35.00

This Extra Large, turquoise shot glass sports reptilian textures and eyes and two golden horns on either side of the head

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PolkaDot Pirate shot glass

$35.00

This Extra Large, lavender shot glass sports a cut-up face, gold tooth and a polka-dot scarf over the right eye

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Smash Nose shot glass

$35.00

This Extra Large, turquoise shot glass sports a smashed nose with nose earrings.

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Baddd Bunny shot glass

$35.00

This Extra Large, white shot glass represents a Bunny with a pink nose. There are carrots on the back seam.

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$65.

FUNK-TIONAL TEABOWLS (no handles): 
Teabowls are cups with no handles…made to be used with 2 hands.  All teabowls are approximately 4 x 4 x 4" and will hold about a cup of liquid. Because of the metal lusters and wire, please do not use it in the microwave.

A LITTLE OFF!

$65.00

This blue, elevated foot teabowl is embellished with a face, flowers AND a centipede.

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SLIGHTLY OFF!!

$65.00

This turquoise teabowl is embellished with a slanted face, flowers AND a lip ring.

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TOTALLY OFF!

$65.00

This turquoise teabowl is embellished with a face, flowers, tongue jewelry AND a sideways position .

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BLUE TATTOO

$65.00

This turquoise teabowl is embellished with a face, flowers AND a huge blue tattoo on the forehead .

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B-UGHHH...original was sold...taking orders

$65.00

This lavender teabowl is embellished with a face, flowers AND a bug to the right of the face. It will hold about 1 cup of liquid. Because of the metal lusters and wire, please do not use it in the microwave.

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AM I HORNY?

$65.00

This white teabowl is embellished with a face, flowers AND 2 pairs of horns. It will hold about 1 cup of liquid. Because of the metal lusters and wire, please do not use it in the microwave.

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PICKIN' & GRINNIN'

$65.00

This lavender teabowl is embellished with a face, flowers AND a tongue heading towards the nose. It will hold about 1 cup of liquid. Because of the metal lusters and wire, please do not use it in the microwave.

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B-UGH!

$65.00

This dark blue teabowl is embellished with a face, flowers AND a bug near the right eye. 

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MIKEY

$65.00

This white-ish teabowl is embellished with a face (from a vintage mold), eye tattoos, flowers AND metal lip rings. 
 

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CANDY GURL 2

$65.00

This pink teabowl is embellished with a face, flowers AND multiple pieces of candy. It will hold about 1 cup of liquid. Because of the metal lusters and wire, please do not use it in the microwave.

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$70.

FUNK-TIONAL CUPS (with handles):
All cups are approximately 4 x 4 x 4" and will hold about a cup of liquid.

CANDY GURL

$70.00

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OUCH!

$70.00

This lavender cup is embellished with an expressive face, a few flowers AND multiple bandaids.  It will hold about 1 cup of liquid.

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Various prices

FUNK-TIONAL JARS (lidded vessels):
Jars vary in size & volume.  The smallest will hold about a cup of dry goods.

TONGUE

$135.00

This small, mostly lavender jar is adorned with a face, flowers, protruding tongue AND ‘earrings’. It is approximately 5" wide at its longest x 6.5 inches tall.

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MR. NATURE

$160.00

This large, lidded jar is adorned with an expressive, happy face, 3-D flowers...AND a handle on each side of the face. It is approximately 7" wide at its widest x 9" tall. It will hold about 3-4 cup of dry ingredients.  

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SLIM

$150.00

This tall, pink jar has a lavender lid and is adorned with a face, flowers AND 4 horns. It is approximately 4" wide at its longest x 9" tall. It will hold about 2 cups of dry ingredients. This can also be used as a vase for live or artificial flowers and plants.

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CANDY MAN CAN

$150.00

This large, pink jar with purple-ish lid is adorned with a face, flowers, protruding sucker AND 2 horns. It is approximately6.5" wide at its longest x8" tall. It will hold about 4 cups of dry ingredients. Try using this as a planter or vase!

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Various prices. 

 FUNK-TIONAL TEAPOTS:
All teapots are about 6 x 6" across the body.   Teapots will hold about 4 cups of liquid.

What Kind of Day Will I Have? teapot...opposite side

WHAT KIND OF DAY WILL I HAVE? *SOLD*

$300.00

This teapot is adorned with 2 faces, one happy, one grouchy. Turn it to the side you wish to have your day go! The vessel’s slightly textured, turquoise body will hold from 4-5 cups of liquid. It is embellished with 'earrings' and an elaborate hat/crown. Because of the metal lusters and wire, please do not use it in the microwave.

SOLD!

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GREEN FINGERS

$70.00

This tile is adorned with an expressive face, flowers AND a five fingers reaching around to scare the figure. All wall tiles can be hung or adhered to any vertical surface.

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WRITE HERE!

$70.00

This lavender tile is adorned with an expressive face, flowers AND fingers from every direction. A 'piece of tape' is covering the mouth that the new owner can write on and erase. A dry erase marker will be included in this purchase. All wall tiles can be hung or adhered to any vertical surface.

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BUTTERFL-eye

$70.00

This pink tile is adorned with an expressive face, blue-ish flowers AND a butterfly over the eye. All wall tiles can be hung or adhered to any vertical surface.

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I'M BUGGIN 2

$70.00

This pink tile is adorned with an expressive face, flowers AND centipedes.  All wall tiles can be hung or adhered to any vertical surface.

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CANDY GURL

$69.00

This very pink tile is adorned with an expressive face, flowers AND candy pieces crashing into here face.  All wall tiles can be hung or adhered to any vertical surface.

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HEY, MR. SPIDER

$69.00

This lavender tile is adorned with an expressive face, flowers AND a menacing spider in its web.  All wall tiles can be hung or adhered to any vertical surface.

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THE GRABBER

$69.00

This lavender tile is adorned with an expressive face, flowers AND 5 menacing fingers. All wall tiles can be hung or adhered to any vertical surface.

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Mmmmm...I LOVE RED!

$69.00

This pink tile is adorned with an expressive face, flowers, lustered flowers AND...(take you pick) red blood or berry or licorice juice. All wall tiles can be hung or adhered to any vertical surface.

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LOOK RIGHT

$35.00

This rather large, smoky colored shot ‘glass’ is embellished with a face (from a vintage mold), flowers AND several warts. 

PURCHASE

LIZARD LEFT

$35.00

This rather large lavender shot ‘glass’ is embellished with a face (from a vintage mold), flowers,fuchsia eyes, facial jewelry AND a reptile . 

PURCHASE

CANDY GURL

$70.00

This pink cup is embellished with a face, flowers AND multiple pieces of candy. The handle is a piece of 'red licorice'. It will hold about 1 cup of liquid. Because of the metal lusters and wire, please do not use it in the microwave.

PURCHASE

$100.

DOLLYBABIES/funk-tional vases: BABIES are designed to hold cut or artificial flowers or plants.  All are press-molded from a mold I created from a vintage doll found in a thrift store. 

***SOLD ORIGINAL*** FAIRIE BABY

$100.00

This blue haired baby is embellished by flowers on here head and feet.  She stands on a blue base that resembles a flower.  There are wings detailed with gold on her back.

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Dolly Baby Red Stripe Dress

$100.00

This funk-tional vase is created from press-molded porcelain. The mold was made from a vintage, plastic doll I found at a thrift store. This particular dolly has been 'clothed' with a red-striped jumper, a red-polka-dot blouse with a red collar. Her barefoot toes are polished red.

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***SOLD***DollyBaby Blue Stripe Blouse Vase

$100.00

This pink/blue haired baby is embellished by a red skirt with a blue waistband and blue stripes on the blouse. She also sports red 'Mary-Jane' shoes and white socks. She stands on a white textured base

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Dollybaby-bluepolkadot swimmer-1

$100.00

This sweet baby is wearing a blue polka-dot bathing suit with a blue swim cap. She stands in/on her watery base accompanied by shells and starfish.

PURCHASE

$70.

FUNK-TIONAL TILES:
Approximately 6 x 6".  Each is designed for hanging...singly or in a group.  They can also be adhered to a wall.  How about multiples of these for a stunning backsplash?

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GREEN FINGERS

$70.00

This tile is adorned with an expressive face, flowers AND a five fingers reaching around to scare the figure. All wall tiles can be hung or adhered to any vertical surface.

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WRITE HERE!

$70.00

This lavender tile is adorned with an expressive face, flowers AND fingers from every direction. A 'piece of tape' is covering the mouth that the new owner can write on and erase. A dry erase marker will be included in this purchase. All wall tiles can be hung or adhered to any vertical surface.

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BUTTERFL-eye

$70.00

This pink tile is adorned with an expressive face, blue-ish flowers AND a butterfly over the eye. All wall tiles can be hung or adhered to any vertical surface.

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I'M BUGGIN 2

$70.00

This pink tile is adorned with an expressive face, flowers AND centipedes.  All wall tiles can be hung or adhered to any vertical surface.

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